I always knew something was preventing me from fully enjoying my internet experience. For some reason, I only felt internet-comfortable on Wikipedia. 

Luckily, a kind developer under the name vodka has helped internet users like me by creating a Google Chrome add-on that puts a Jimbo Wales/Wikimedia donation banner on every single web page.

His reassuring gaze and odd resemblance to Chris Martin can now follow us everywhere.  

I’m not sure what Mo Williams’ political affiliation is, but if I had to guess, I would think that Cuyahoga County Executive candidate Ken Lanci would be quite attractive to a basketball player due to his oddly colored orange skin.

Personally, I would never judge a man based on his skin color.

It’s the beginning of fall in Cleveland, Ohio. Seasonal color change is not limited to leaves, as shown in this Plain Dealer photo. I wonder what her hair will look like come winter.

Nature is weird.

…I would invest it in the company with the classiest art in their offices.

I wonder how flawed this idea is.

Lehman Bros., for example, have works that include Damien Hurst, Lucien Frued, and Gary Hume.

And since the famous investment giant has all but collapsed under the weight of it’s own business practices, they had to auction all those fine pieces off.

Pity.

It fetched a bounty, indeed! A bounty of $12 million that will be paid to the creditors that are owed over $600 billion.

Yep. $600 billion.

Phil Davison is not afraid of you and he will beat your ass!

Starring Steven Seagal as Stark County GOP hopeful (disregard that, he lost the primary, albeit enthusiastically) Phil Davison, Universal Studios has agreed to begin pre-production on the epic biopic The Treasurer.

No word on release date.